Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 2
I woke up the Next morning at 8:07am
feeling healthy and full of energy i started
searching for my phone immediately while
am still on the bed, i found it and saw 12
notifications from Whatsapp and Facebook, i
logged on to Facebook and open my
notification and saw something that almost
spoilt my mood
.
Abeg facebook is turning into
a battle ground
the way people are tagging
someone ehn
You will see tags like “feeling
cold with Emmanuel and 32
others
Today’s tagging in my
notification see what I saw
Emmanuel said he was with you
at kaduna eating dog meat
See me see trouble o I have
never been to kaduna before o
One day someone will tag and
say “robbing CBN with 5
others”
.
With Anger i dropped my phone and went
to brush my teeth, i brushed my teeth and
went in to my Dad room to greet him
Goodmorning unfortunately i discovered he
had already left for village meeting, then i
went outside and Remembered one of my
neighbors I usually disturb by pressing deir
door
bell and run away.
Till it got faulty nd I touched it,
and it shocked me.
I decide it won’t be only me Dat
will get d shock,
So I called my other short female neighbor
To press d bell
She was not able to reach so i
carried her up
Pals Wat happened changed my
life
Since then I ve never touched
anything bell again.
Cowbell, door bell, church bell,
house bell, school bell, even jingle
bell, jingle bell. I don’t sing it
again.
I don’t even like d name Abel,
Annabel, Mabel, Mirabel ND
christabel again…
Cos d fear of bell is d beginning
of long life.
.
I was alone at home when my Cousin
showed up.
Cousin: bia ijiot, wetin you the do outside
Me: Just thinking when to kidnap your
whole Family
Cousin: be serious for once in your life time
Oga Ambrose
Me: but guy seriously, i just the pity your
dad.
Cousin: how? And why?
Me: For im mind im get better pikin, not
knowing who im get as a pikin, our next
terrorist
he choke hand with me and said
Cousin: Make we go smoke
Me: For were?
Cousin: Chai see person wey the insult me
say i no dey responsible wan go high! Your
God don punish you nah
Me: You no say i no the smoke nah
Cousin: Abeg wey that your K-leg father
Me: Im don go village meeting with your
imbecile father
we both burst out into Laughter
i looked at one particular building around
and asked my cousin
Me: guy wetin happen to that Gideon
Girlfriend’s house?
Cousin: guy na long story o
Me: Just brief me about it
Cousin: abeg make we first enter house i the
freez.
Me: Goat i know say you the fear all those
girls you don sample for this village
Cousin: Fowl, abeg make we go in joor.
He started going in and i followed behind
immediately and mistakenly i stumbled and
fell on the floor
.
When you fall down while your iPhone 7 is
in your pocket and you hear a crack, your
first prayer is “Lord, please let that be my
leg!”
.
Omor, that was the prayer i was praying o
because my phone dey my pocket,
unfortunately for me, the screen of my
phone don damage, chai,
i now acquired from my cousin were i will
change the screen and touch pad of the
phone and he promised to accompany me
there, thank God i brought my second
phone with me. And when we settled down,
i then asked him to tell me what happened
to the roof of that our guy babe house, he
laughed for a while and looked at me and
laughed again until he continued rolling on
the flour, omor me come join am for the
flour follow am the laugh, when he found
out i was also laughing with him without
even knowing what was making him laugh
he then started laughing the more and also
shedding tears, even me also started
shedding real tears not even knowing what
was wrong, but no blame me o, i couldn’t
beer it seeing him laughing like a mad man
all alone so i just came to help share the
experience. He then got up and arranged his
self and said
.
Gentle promised to renovate his girlfriends
family house. .he made them remove the
roof up Till now the guy is no where to be
found. What can this be called?
.
I laughed my eyes, small and big intestine
out, chai, so Gentle is this wicked hahaha,
well that serves them right shaaa, shey you
remember when im go the go there
everyday the fetch water for them and there
still did’t like him, and now im don do this
one come disappear, hahaha, if i see him i
will shake hand with him and congrate him
for small little sense
.
Me and my Cousin was flowing in high spirit
when he remembered something and he
said that i will accompany him to a wedding
ceremony next sunday which is tomorrow, i
relented at first but saw it as outing, and i
also was bored at home, how will i even
spend 2 good solid months here without
even having fun, chai i don die, so this man
(DAD) was given 2 months free break at
work and he decides to keep me with him
to suffer like this in this village well thanks
to my Cousin
dnt laugh alone also do a roll call 4 others
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