Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 6
Titled: meeting sky
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*THE NEXT DAY AT BOLUWATIFE CRIB*
Boluwatife was busy arranging the normal
stuff of the day singing is usual song,(you
guys are suppose to no na abi make i sing
the song? Ok let me ease you Guys curiosity).
My customers tell me say they wan buy igbo,
i hope say dem no come for credit,shey dem
come with money, as i dey here so i no get
igbo for credit,i dey mad over igbo, i dey
mad over igbo. That was the voice of
boluwatife singing is own version of mad
over you. He was so engrossed with the
song and the rapping of his stuff when the
baddest guy (sky) is long time customer
who he has not seen for month walked into
the crib.
***conversion between sky and
boluwatife***
“eh baddest where you first go na,i miss you
o” boluwatife ask when he noticed his
presence.
“i travelled go see my people for village jor,
you no say e don tay wey i see dem,sky
replied.
“i talk am say na travel you go, your face
scarce die i come dey reason whether dem
dey sign paper to see you o,boluwatife
exclaimed with happiness. “Oya how many
you want ?” he added.
“how you take know say na igbo i wan buy
self?
Hahaha boluwatife laughed ” a leopard
cannot change it spot and neither can can a
fowl run in the day light for nothing. i no say
you no fit leave your place come here if not
for igbo” he added.
“sky laughed.give me 12 parcel jor and stop
this your adage there is no time to check
time.
“shey you know say 12 parcels too
much,boluwatife ask With concern.
“me no Dey smoke na i dey use am to cook,
na my friends dey smoke abeg give me
make i commot here.
Boluwatife gave him the parcels and he left
admist cheering from both of them.
And the idiots continue with his song.
*AT EZRA RESIDENCE*
“Today is my birthday, i no that my boo will
not disappoint me i cant wait for him to
come back so that we will go out and have
fun together, esynachi said and she started
singing all of me by john legend.
*5:30 pm of the same day*
Ezra decided to buy birthday gift for his
wife.
he thought of what to buy and his
stupid mind settle for panties and bra(up till
now i still dey wonder what make him take
such useless decision)
***FAST FORWARD TO WHEN HE GOT
HOME***
Esynachi was very happy when Ezra walk
into the house with a nylon bag,she showed
her joy by hugging him very tight.
*CONVERSION BETWEEN THE COUPLES*
EZRA: Sweetheart coughyou know i love
you and i can do anything for u.
Esynachi: blushing yes honey i know.
Ezra:happy birthday my dearest sweet,the
bone of my bone and the flesh of my
flesh,the combination of both Adanna and
Adeaze (those that read Adanna the
mysterious aba girl will understand better) i
bought this gift for you. (He said
handling him the nylon bag).
esynachi collected it with haste and open it
to meet the greatest shock ever recorded in
her life.
Esynachi:Ezra so because you have 4 boxers
that was why you want to mock me by
buying me panties for my birthday.
Ezra : did you just say i have 4 boxers…do
you know how much they
sell boxers??
Esynachi: i have 10-15
pants and bra already so why buying me
panties when there are thousand of things
out there?
Ezra: since you don’t appreciate the gift, ok
let solve the maths.
1 pant(best quality)=N50…(50X15)=750
1 boxer=N700…(700X4)=2800
PROBLEM SOLVED.
My 4 boxers can buy you over 30 pants.(my guys abi i lie???) i bought you ten
pant and bra and you are here complaining.
He said and went into there bedroom while
esynachi stood in bilwerderment.
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