[must read] See The 10 Things That Make You Realise Christmas Is Today

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[must read] See The 10 Things That Make You Realise Christmas Is Today

No harmattan, no dollar to order Christmas shoes from ASOS but the following things will certainly remind you that today is Christmas Day, in case the date is not enough.

1. One million ‘Merry Christmas’ broadcasts will blow up your phone

2. All the malls and cinemas will be full of fun seekers

3. Most of them will be wearing these ugly hats

4. TV stations will interview market women and transporters who will complain of low patronage

5. The President and Governor will release a statement and ask Nigerians to celebrate with sober reflection

6. NEPA will receive extra curses today because they will surely take light

7. ATM’s will collect theirs too because cash will surely finish

8. But the jollof rice and chicken is a constant

9. Snapchat and Instagram will hear it today

10. Then you too will compose a Christmas message and send it to everyone on your phone

Merry Christmas from all of us at waploaded!