Collections of Christmas Jokes

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Collections of Christmas Jokes

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said,
“I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles.”
“She did,” he replied.
“But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?”

There was a young lady named may.
Who was taking a ride in her sleigh.
She ran out of snow.
Her sleigh wouldn’t go.
Now her horse pulls an old Chevrolet! .

Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who loves u true
Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who loves u more
Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks
Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d one who really waits.
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The dancing waves
The noisy crowd
The grazing breeze
Have no meaning
When u are not wid me

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?
“A furry merry Christmas & Happy new year”

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

When you stop believing in Santa Claus
is when u start getting clothes 4 Christmas

As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “& what would you like 4 Christmas?”
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: “Didn’t u get my E-mail?

What did the bald man say when he got a comb 4 Christmas ?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it

Saint Nicholas is the main Clause
His wife is a relative Clause
His children are dependent Clauses
Their Dutch uncle is a restrictive Clause
Santa’s elves are subordinate Clauses