A Fat Man Saw An Ad About Lose 5kg In A Week

6 years ago

A fat man saw an ad that says, "LOSE 5KG IN A WEEK" He calls and said, "I would like to join!"

The lady at the end of the call replied, "OK, be ready at 6am tomorrow morning. Next morning, he opens the door and finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants and a shirt saying,

"If you catch me, you can have s*x with me!" Immediately, the girl starts running. The guy starts running after her but couldn't catch her.

He chased her unsuccessfully during the whole week and loses 5kg. He then asks for the 10kg program.

Next morning at 6, he opens the door and saw even an hotter babe in bikini saying, "If you catch me, you can have s*x me." He loses 10kg that week after another unsuccessful chase. So he said to the lady, "This program is awesome!

Let me try the 25kg." But the lady was sceptical, "Are you sure? Its really tough!" The man was adamant. So next morning at the same time, he opens the door expecting to see an un*lad babe, but finds an un*lad man saying,

"If I catch you, I will have s*x with you!" That week, he lost 50kg

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