FNOTD: "Goodluck Jonathan Hasn’t Farted Since he Became President" - Doyin Okupe

FNOTD: "Goodluck Jonathan Hasn’t Farted Since he Became President" - Doyin Okupe

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“I was once opportuned to spend a couple of days with the President of Nigeria – His Excellency Goodluck Jonathan – and I surprisingly found out a few things about our incumbent president but the one that fascinates me most is that the president has never farted since he was sworn in.

The above expression might draw some criticisms and questioning, however, without apologies, I still stand by my saying.

Considering the way the government of Nigeria has been run for the past few years since GEJ took over, he has always been found without flaws as he claims.

The good thing about this is that he is very out but soft spoken and can warm his way into the hearts of anyone. I repeat ANYONE.

I would not in any further or future comments or releases withdraw my saying though but I leave you all to ruminate and determine what I mean from your own perspective”